TONIGHT'S MENU TRISH An okay interim meal.  Not too fatty... not too lean.  Very bitter though, and quite flavorless.  Luckily her belly was still full of the surf and turf, so there was SOME sustenance there.

WEEK 6 - STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES

Morgan STILL hasn't found their damn treasure.  Osten's undies are still in tact.  And Rupert is still king of the jungle.  All is right in the world. 

This week proved to be interesting in a strategizing kind of way.  Trish plays her hand WAY too soon and decides she wants Rupert gone.  And who does she go to?  Johnny Stupidplay.  Smart, sweetheart.  And what about Johnny Stupidplay?  Going over to Morgan and gloating about throwing a challenge?  DUDE, you don't want to piss off a wounded dog.  They're just gonna bite!  And bite they did. 

THE DINGO DEDUCES

	CHRISTA - She held her weight - literally.  She carried as much as Osten in the endurance  challenge.  But did you see that poor girl's face?  It looks like a gang of misfit howler monkeys got a hold of a red sharpie
	JON - Okay, I have to give him credit for wanting to beat Morgan into the ground, but then he blames his plundering of the pot on the tribe.  WHAT-EV-ER!  Then brags about throwing the challenge.  Hello Captain Long Run!!!!!  I was hoping there would be a throw down between him and Shawn.
	RUPERT - Just how much do you think this guy can take?  First he loses his precious snake, Balboa... then he's almost voted off the freakin' island!  MY GOD PEOPLE, DON'T YOU HAVE  HEART?!?!?!  But those braids were very becoming on him.
	SANDRA - Watching her with that big piece of meat right up to her mouth like a lollypop... Well, I gotta say it got this dingo a bit excited.  And, of course, she has her man Rupert's back.  Jumps in there to save the day when his neck is on the block.  Thata girl!
	SHAWN - Doesn't understand the importance of a pet.  Doesn't listen to Rupert.   Always fighting rather than working.    No wonder you're targeted!!!  And yet he's STILL there.
	TRISH - Yeah, mess with Rupert... Good choice, sweetheart.  We where that gets ya, huh?

ANDREW - He can BARELY beat a little bitty girl at an endurance weight challenge..  Wow!  I'm impressed!  And he wears that damned Armani jacket at every challenge like it's a friggin social event!
DARRAH - She's getting less and less screen time.  THANK THE HEAVENS!!!!  And they only let her talk once this time.  WHEW!
OSTEN - NOT down with the nature!  Why the hell did you sign up for this show?  It's a freakin' pelican, dude!! OSTEN UNDIE WATCH:   At this point they are officially defying physics.
RYAN O - Dancing with the Pelican... I knew there was something weird about you.
TIJUANA - Couldn't take meeting Johnny Fairplay on her own during the pillaging, had to take Andrew with her.

THE BUFFET

WEEK 4:  Good thing I got to him before he got any harrier.  As it is, I had to pick at least a hundred split ends from my choppers!  Some nice meat though... tender and well fed.  Didn't even need that rum chaser, but I took advantage of it anyway.	WEEK 1:  A bit bitter.  Definitely grisly.  Luckily she wasn't there long enough to get too sinewy.  But don't think I didn't take advantage of that whole "massage therapist" thing before I sucked the marrow from her very bones!!  (that was my attempt at pirate talk... how did I do?)
Week 5: I'm the first to admit, this was an unexpected meal, but not too bad.  Unfortunately, she still had all those fish guts in her stomach, so I had to steer clear of that particular area... but all in all, a very average meal.	WEEK 2: THANK GOD I GOT HIM EARLY!  If that boy lost one more pound, I'd have nothing but a pile of toothpicks to gnaw on.  As it was, there was very little flavor and I had to douse him in some cheap Panamanian steak sauce just to choke him down.
	WEEK 3: NO MORE SCOUT TALK!  WOO HOO!!!  She had a decent amount of meat on her, and a nice fat layer for flavoring, but she was a bit too sweet for my tastes.  Nothing a little lime and a lot of rum couldn't cure though.

NEXT WEEK:  DRAKE LOSES IT AGAIN!

PAST EPISODES:
The Dingo is Back!
Get to know the Contestants!
Week 1:  Hanging in the Wind
Week 2:  Kissing the Spear
Week 3:  Morgan Who?
Week 4:  Throwing the Poor Morgan a Bone
Week 5:  This Just In - Rupert, a God Among Men

For those of you who have been unfortunate enough to miss the past exploits of the Dingo, let me explain how things work...  Every Thursday at 8pm EST on CBS, filthy humans run around, making fools of themselves, as they compete for $1 million US dollars.  Each week they are voted off in a silly ceremony tritely called "Tribal Council."  As the loser of the group relinquishes his torch, he makes his way over a rickety bridge into the lonely darkness beyond.  That's when I pounce on his scrawny ass and begin feasting.  Each week I will provide you with a complete critique of the quality of the meat provided as well as some recipe suggestions right here on this lovely website.  I may be a dingo, but I'm a 21st Century Dingo with a filthy human assistant.

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